Half Momma Half Coffee Tee — Funny Retro Coffee Mom Women's T-Shirt

This light, relaxed cotton tee carries a cozy, retro vibe that speaks to anyone who runs on caffeine and kindness. A warm, hand-lettered design reads “Half Momma Half Coffee” in soft browns and muted pinks, sprinkled with tiny stars and coffee motifs for a gentle, nostalgic feel. It drapes casually over the body, making it easy to throw on with jeans for a slow morning or layered under a cardigan for school runs and playdates. Wear it when you need a little laugh with your latte, during low-key brunches, or on mornings that require extra pep. The breathable fabric keeps things comfortable while the relaxed fit lets you move freely—because parenting and caffeine-fueled days both need room to breathe.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; heather blends vary (lightweight 4.3 oz/yd² fabric)
- Relaxed fit with ribbed knit collar designed to retain shape
- Durable double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem for long-lasting wear
- Neck and shoulder twill tape to stabilize seams and prevent stretching
- Sewn-in label; adult sizing; made in Nicaragua; meets flammability requirements

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean